My Fantasy

So this morning I've been in a terrible mood where I just want to throw things. I laid down on the bed to calm myself down and started daydreaming. In this daydream I would detach my ass from the rest of my body, and it would grow back. I would then throw my ass at whatever was irritating me, currently the apple store. So I spent a good 5-10 minutes imagining my ass flying through the air over and over towards those glass doors.

Now I feel better

- Jeff